Hvorfor ikke genfortælle Star Trek TOS i haiku-form?

Jeg har genset enkelte afsnit det sidste stykke tid, og spørgsmålet har spøgt i min hjerne. Svaret er naturligvis, at det er en tåbelig ide – men det er som altid ingen hindring.

Nu er ideen plantet, så hvis jeg får gjort alvor af at gense hele serien, kan den føres til dør. Indtil videre er her AND THE CHILDREN SHALL LEAD, s03e04, anset for den værste episode i serien af Leonard Nimoy.

A mass suicide
All of this, self-inflicted
Still the children play

The scariest thing:
Coconut and vanilla!
Chocolate surprise

Kirk has faced Klingons
Monsters from the depths of space
But never children

A “friendly angel”
Just wants a little favour
A million friends

It’s a simple plan
Shake your fist for mind control
Go to Marcos 12

A battle of minds
On the bridge of Enterprise
Kirk looses command

Much shaking of fists
A discussion of evil
Kirk and Spock kick ass

Return to the bridge
A show of snuff videos
And the children lead

The knives disappear
Reality is restored
By children crying